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Or... Assassin! (Parody of "Dentist!" from "Little Shop of Horrors") When I was younger, just a lonely little kid, The Guild heads noticed some odd things I did… At the funeral I'd grin at the dead; I’d frighten the other boys without fail, Then find a pussy cat and singe its tail…. That’s when Lord Downey said: (What did he say?) He said: “Young boy, I think someday… We’ll find a way… To make your sadistic tendencies pay!” “You’ll be an Assassin! You have a talent for murder and doom!” (DOOM!) “You’ll be an Assassin! People will pay you big bucks to inhume!